Say what you want about me. I couldn't care less at this point

hi

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 05:51:29 GMT

Well my beautiful girlfriend made a vaild point saying i needed to update my livejournal. So that is what i am doing. For the past 2 weeks i have lived with matt, b/c my mom is the devil basically. And unless you are my sister you are threatened every day you live here. So matts house has been the safe's place for me. I have worked alot lately even tho i did go almost a week last week, of just calling in. I went to the casino in canada last week for the first time and won 160 dollars, then the next night i went to soaring eagle with matt and won 50 dollars. 3 card poker is my best friend now. Anyways i spend most of my time with heather. She is the greatest thing that walks on earth basically. i love her with all my heart. Also for the record yesterday was the last time i ride chris well's seadoo. I almost died about 4 time, we he decided to purposely go about 40 mph, and make a quick turn flying both of us off. what a sweetheart he is. well anyways that is about it so i am off. so later.

8-4-05 *muah*

Heather i love you sooo much sweetheart

hi d ho, neighboor joe

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 06:28:09 GMT

so i am in wixom right now. i am playing online poker for money. Played in a 1.20 buy in where if u won you got $14 but i came in 12th. Now i started to play in a 5.50 buy in, but just tired so slocum is playing for me. Winner gets 50 bucks, so hopefully that works out. I have been up to nothing really lately. been hanging out with heather, ryan, and matt last couple days. Sunday is my birthday. i will be 19. its about time. Tuesday david is taking me, ryan, my cousin, and maybe josh to canada. Should be a good time. Welp nothing else really to say so later.

<333333333333333333333 you so much

random

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 06:26:39 GMT

today i finished my 12 days in a row of work, then i went with wells and we took his seadoo out on the water. We went tubing, and basically fucked around. Then after i went to heathers and hung out with that beautiful thing. Then me, her, and wells and sarah went to coldstone. Drop them off came home, then ryan and david came over. Then we meet tim up at east and played b-ball till about 1:17 in the morning. Then we got pizza at meijers and now we are waiting for the pizza to be done.

Venq aqui mami
Puerto rican I see
The way you wiggle it
The way you move your body
He can’t make you get wetter than me
But I bet he keeps tellin’ you
He’s better than me
Oh you know that he can’t go down like me
(and you don’t know)
You know that he ain’t no freak like me
(and you don’t know)
So baby tell me one little thing
How deep is your love for me

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:26:32 GMT

You are _______. We need to ________. I like when you ________. You need to do something about _________. My favorite thing about you is ________. The best thing we've done together was ________. I want you to ________. You make me _______. I hope that ________. You make me laugh when________. I hate when you_________. The most beautiful thing about you is________.

i have a belly key

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:06:10 GMT

So heres the thing, i really have nothin to say. I have decided that i am not going to go to south asia for the fall. I am going to stay in michigan and go to school. That was a big thing i have decided today. So i am staying.

<333

hi

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 18:31:14 GMT

So friday i hung out with josh most of the day, then at night heather, ryan, and me went to the clemens fireworks. We sat on the hill with josh's bro and all his friends. some old guy died right in front of us also. The fireworks were alright, only 16 minutes long tho, sorta cheap. When we left we got lost walking around random dark streets trying to find my car. Finally found it, and ryan drove home and we listened to the gayest music possible while dancing, people were laughing good time. Yesterday i worked than waited for heather to get off work, then came back to my house and started to pack somethings. Today i am going golfing with the old man at 3:30, then i have no clue what i am doing after.

<3333 heather

Today is the battery

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 17:06:16 GMT

So randomly i have nothing really to say to you piece of shit journal. I will kill you if you got a fucking problem. Anyways I just got done eating breakfeast that my sister made me, it was awsome. My house is now up for sale in case anybody would like to buy it. I will finally be in my 2 new homes within a month or so. i basically live in 2 different area's of macomb county now. it's pretty weird. I hang out with heather everyday basically its unreal. I haven't played hockey in months kinda unfortunite. I got a new phone again, second one is 2 weeks. hopefully this one will work a couple weeks instead. Well thats about it bob.

Name 3 habits u have:
1) always sleeping
2) swinging my keys when standing around
3) being with you

Name four scents you love:
1) abercrombie's
2) my herbal shampoo
3) heather
4) some type of alcohol

Name something you'd never wear:
1) thongs

Name 3 animals you like:
1) my cat at heathers
2) my dog that is dead
3) heather

Name four television shows you love:
1) boy meets world
2) fresh prince of bel-air
3) home inprovement
4) family guy, thats right i said it ryan you stupid nigger

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1) water
2) wild cher
3) beer

Name a random fact about yourself: i got the boom
Name a random fact about your family: were all breaking up

Have you ever...
1)Fallen for your Best Friend? no thanks, i'm all set
2)Made out with JUST a friend? might have been just a friend at first
3)Been rejected or heartbroken? it happens
4)Been in love? am
5)Been in lust? ?
6)Used someone? prolly have been acused of, not my intention
7)Been used? hope so
8)Cheated on someone? same as before
9)Been cheated on? o ya
10)Done something you regret? story of my life

Who was the last person..
11)You touched? gave my sister a pat on the back since she made me food
12)You talked to? my sister
13)You hugged? heather
14)You instant messaged? heather
15)You yelled at? ryan
16)You laughed with? ryan
17)You had a crush on? tara
18)Who broke your heart? can't break this baby

Do you:
19)Colour your hair? blonde
20)Have tattoos? nope all set
21)Piercings? nope all set
22)Own a digital cam? yes
23)Have aol? aim
24)What should you be doing right now? sleeping damnit
25)What are you listening to? the sounds of a keyboard
27)Chicken or fish? chicken
28)Do you have a favourite animal? my cat at heather's its a pimp
29)Is ice cream the best thing in the world? no

1. What would your dream date be? walk on the beach, naked, while consuming some type of alcohol
2. Single flower or a dozen? dozen
3. Silver, gold or platinum? platinum
4. Candle lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? candle's player
6. Silly or serious romance? got to have both
7. Marvin Gaye or Barry White? marvin gaye

8. Do you consider yourself:
Romantic? i try
Snotty? mostly at work
Quiet? i have my moments
Boring? i'm lazy so i can see that
Funny? i'm that guy

Have you ever...
Dissected something? some type of eye
Drank fluids? i will fucking kill you for asking that stupid fucking question
Kissed someone? my mom
Missed someone? all the time
Told someone you love them? yes
Talked to someone you have a crush on? yes
What CD is in your CD player right now? cd? mix cd

Q. Favourite song? broken
Q. What is your shoe size? 10
Q. What will you be when you grow up? something in computers
Q. What are you doing right now? typeing
Q. What's that smell? my butt

PAST

First grade teacher's name: no clue
Last word you said: clue
Last song you sang: vertical horizon- your a god
Last song stuck in your head: your my better half

PRESENT

What color socks are you wearing: no socks
What's under your bed: nothing
What's the weather like: its storming its awsome
What time did you wake up today: 11

FUTURE

Who do you want to marry: i just want to get it over with
Are you going to college: yes
What is your career going to be: computer science
Where are you going to live: hopefully in a house with an elevator where its warm
How many kids do you want: couple
Where do you want your honeymoon: Hawaii or Caribbean
What kind of car will you have: a flying car in the future

[my name is]: zachery i wish
[in the morning i am]: pissed b/c i am up
[love is]: love you dumbass
[i dream about]: alot of stuff

-W I T H. T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: the eye's and big ole' booty
[last person u slow danced with]: heather
-W H O-
[Do you have a crush on?]: mrs. doubtfire
[easiest to talk to]: heather

-H A V E. Y O U. E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: no

-W H O. W A S. T H E. L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: heather
[hugged]: heather
[you instant messaged]: heather (you see the patern yet)
[you laughed with]: ryan

-D O. Y O U / / A R E. Y O U-
[could you live without the computer?]: no, i need to beat that fucking mah jong game
[what's your favorite food?]:pizza or steak
[whats your favorite fruit?]: grapes
[what hurts the most? physically or emotionally?] getting hit in the balls.
[trust others way too easily?]: nope

-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: don't know
[of hearts i have broken?]: i brake hearts when walking into a room
[of boys i have kissed?] : maybe about 104
[Of girls I have kissed?] : don't know
[of drugs taken illegally?] : this guy is clean
[of tight friends?] : 3
[of CD's that i own?] : about 10 legal, million illegal
[of scars on my body?] : i cut myself
[Of things in my past that I regret?] : couple

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: gotta get me one of those
[if so, when and with who]: hopefully my girlfriend
[favorite place to be kissed?]: ear
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: busted
[wuss]: fuck you survey, one phone call and you are fucking dead bitch nigger whore
[druggie]: not like you
[Gang member]: blood
[daydreamer]: i can dream if i want to
[alcoholic]: only on days that end in a y. and heather's mom taught me how to not be a quitter
[freak]: in bed nigga
[brat]: o ya
[sarcastic]: noooooooooooooooooo
[goody-goody]: ya i am broke
[angel]: f u
[devil]: *-)
[friendly]: to a point
[shy]: ya i don't care
[talkative]: sometimes
[adventurous]: i got this
[intelligent]: i know somethings

-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: cory matthews
[wish you could meet]: cory matthews
[most sarcastic]: ryan
[wish you knew better]: the little niggy's
[knows you best]: ryan, josh, matt, heather
[best outlook on life]: matt really
[most paranoid]: i dunno
[Sweetest]: they are all sweethearts

-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-
[your best feature (personality)]: my eyes and penis
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: i'm flawless
[most annoying thing you do]: give out mixed feelings
[biggest mistake you've made this far]: ima pleed the 13th
[describe your personality in one word]: funnysarcasticunderstandingcaringest
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: eyes
[person you regret sleeping with]: we know we know
[height]: about 5'10
[a smell that makes you smile]: herbal
[a city you'd like to visit]: fortssmith, south dakota
[a drink you order most often]: long island ice tea
[a delicious dessert]: chocalate brownie
[a book you highly recommend]: i hate books
[the music you prefer while alone]: rap nigga
[your favorite band]: i dunno
[a film you could watch over and over]: any adam sandler, chris tucker, or will farrel movie
[a TV show you watch regularly]: boy meets world
[you live in a(n)]: house
[your transporation]: grand am
[your cologne or perfume]: hollister
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: hockey cards, clothes, guns
[something important on your night table]: clock
[i don't know]: why i am still doing this
[why is the sky blue]: because each color has different wave lengths in the atmosphere, since blue is the shortest wave length, its diffused up to ten times more.

Your life______
[x] they call me: fast fingers
[x] also: Michael
[x] sex: male
[x] birthday: 7.24.1986
[x] status: married
[x] occupation: farmer
[x] Ethnicity: little rich white boy

_______fast forward_______
[x] college planning to go to: o u
[x] future resident of: warm
[x] wedding: on a beach
[x] children: 2 or 3

_______right now_______
[x] feeling: tired
[x] Listening: to nothing
[x] doing: this survey
[x] Talking to: no one
[x] craving: something to drink
[x] thinking of: money
[x] hating: school

_______Love_______
[x] love is: great
[x] first love: daisy duke and them cut off jeans
[x] love or lust?: luh dat
[x] true or false: niether you ass.

_______woman_______
[x] turn ons: all kinds of shit, the ear thing the most
[x] turn offs: pretending to be something your not
[x] what kinda hair style?: sorta long i guess
[x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: i would never, only because i dont give a shit

_______Miscellaneous _______
[x] can you swim?: well i used to could, gimme a minute and i might could again.
[x] whats your most embarrassing moment?: i fell
[x] what are you scared of?: little kids
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?: i sit. i have zero accomplishments.
[x] what kinda roof is over your head?: wood
[x] do you like tomatoes?: no, but i like tomato soup and ketchup
[x] how many TVs in the house?: 5
[x] how many phones?: like 4
[x] how many residents?: 4 americans

______Your looks______
[x] Hair color: brown
[x] Eye color?: blue
[x] Height: 5'10
[x] Do u wear contacts or glasses?: glasses when i actually want to see, mostly driving at night
[x] do u have any piercing? nope all set

______Just lately______
[x] How are you today? bored
[x] What pants are you wearing right now? i'm in boxers thats it
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now? no shirt
[x] What does your hair look like at the moment?: prolly short
[x] What song are u listening to right now?: no songs
[x] Last person you talked to on the phone?: heather
[x] Last Dream you can remember?: i remember none
[x] Who are you talking to right now?: no one
[x] What time is it?: 12:53

______More about YOu______
[x] What are the last four digits of your phone number?: what phone
[x] If u were a crayon, what color would you be?: blue
[x] What's the next CD you are going to buy?: i dont buy cds anymore
[x] What's the stupidest thing u ever done?: shot a cop
[x] If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: stomach
[x] Where do you shop the most? i don't
[x] How many kids do you want to have?: 2 or 3
[x] Shampoo?: herbal
[x] Do you have your own phone line?: yes
[x] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? nope i sleep with a real pillow tho
[x] Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? sprained
[x] Who do you dream about?: everything
[x] Who do you tell your dreams to?: nobody
[x] Who's the loudest friend you have? ryan hes a little out spoken
[x] Who's the quietest friend?: josh i would say

______You and love ______
[x] Do you have a crush?: always and forever
[x] Who is your crush?: your mom
[x] Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: already said this
[x] Do you find yourself attractive?: i dont care
[x] Do you find yourself ugly?: nope
[x] Do others find you attractive? i hope so

____________Your favorites____________
[x] Color: blue
[x] food: pizza
[x] Fast Food: yuck, subway?
[x] Candy: snickers
[x] Ice Cream Flavor?: cookies and cream
[x] Sport? hockey
[x] number?: 11
[x] Scent?: herbal
[x] Board Game?: trouble, miss that
[x] Saying?: wu danggg

____________Have you ever ____________
[x] Wanted to kill someone? all the time
[x] Broke the law? ya
[x] Ran from the cops? i dunno
[x] Tried to kill yourself? nope
[x] Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: nah
[x] First Kiss: thats a shit load of piss
[x] First Job: golf course
[x] First Screenname: hockeystud1153
[x] First Enemy: no sir

5 THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. boxers.
2.
3.
4.
5.

5 THINGS YOU CAN SEE
1. this quiz on the screen
2.
3.
4.
5.

5 PEOPLE YOU HAVE KISSED
1. heather
2. mother
3. dad
4. sister
5. cat

5 THINGS YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
1. damn survey
2. holding a turd
3.
4.
5.

5 CONFESSIONS
1. i hate little kids
2. i want to go to college
3. lets just do the thing
4. i hate my job
5. i want to sleep

5 REALLY STUPID THINGS YOU HAVE DONE
1. didnt do good in high school
2. sucked at sports
3.
4.
5.

5 THINGS YOU ATE IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
1. egg sandwich
2. pizza
3. combo's
4.
5.

5 THINGS YOU DID SO FAR TODAY
1. woke up
2. talked on the phone
3. eat
4. on here
5.

5 THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD
1. i hate michigan
2. i'm bored
3. i want to do highschool over
4. i want to get on with life
5. i need more money

5 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO THIS YEAR
1. go to college
2. get a new home
3. do the thing
4. hang out with my cousins more
5. enojoy life with u

5 OBJECTS IN YOUR ROOM YOU LOVE
1. my bed
2. tv
3. my clothes
4. pillows x5
5. pictures and notes and stuff like that

5 CELEBRITIES YOU WOULD RAPE
1. tara ried
2. sasha cohien or w/e
3. ashley olsen
4. kelly from save by the bell
5. lary

longest thing in my life i believe

k

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 06:00:52 GMT

So lately i have been up to alot. Josh is home now from cali. so i have been hanging out with him alot. Me and ryan have been doing are random events also. hung out with matt and my cousin a couple times also. heather i haven't seen since saturday i miss her. but i'll see her soon. Today i worked and then came home and went to eat with ryan, went back to pick spratt up. Then we came back to my house to change and get my car to drive to tim's. ryan drove and me and spratt tryed to consume beer in are system untill spratt decided to yell "soccer is for pussy's" at some little kids, and some dude followed us and got my liecnce plate # and called the 5-o's. gay fuck, nowonder his son play's soccer, his dad's a pussy to. Anyways so then we had to toss the beer we had, b/c i thought for sure its my life so we were going to get caught. But since we tossed them we didn't. Then tim drove the 3 of us to the palace. It was a solid time. Ryan wore a Tim Duncan jersey. Everybody wanted to fight him. it was awsome. So happy the stons won. Thursday should be solid. Thats about it so i'm out after this little thing i do below, that i got from tiptons journal.

heather- muah

age: 18
height: 5'8"
location: chesterfield
hair color: brown
eye color: blue
sexual preference: i like girls
what do you think of cheerleading: its not real
what brand of deodorant do you use: axe
of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser: tara ried
do you like pickles: no
do you watch porn: worthless
Do you have any pets: no, bummer
who are you gonna vote for: not even a queston at this point in time
do you have your own phone line: welcome to 2005
your thoughts on abortion: gotta do what u gotta do
do you like Britney Spears: ya
ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor: not to my knowledge
would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what: my knee
biggest redneck you know: wu dang
do you think foreign accents are sexy: tony "parkerr"
do you like hot dogs: sure
last time you went to the doctor: good question
ever taken ballet: nope i'm all set
last time you used the restroom: 10 mins ago

piercings = nope i don't put holes in my body for fun
tattoos = not a coloring book
shoe size = 10
favorite color = blue or pink
describe yourself in four words = niggy baller white boy
siblings = 1
underwear = i have elected not to wear any for about the last 2 months now
coffee cup = never
cd you listened to = mix cd
person you called = matt
person that has called you = matt
person you emailed = not real anymore
person who emailed you = billion randoms
person you kissed = nobody since saturday bad luck
you have a bf or gf = yes
you have a crush on someone = i have my crush
you wish you could live somewhere else = with my dad out of this house, soon
you think about suicide = nah
others find you attractive = shouldn't
you do drugs = extacy once in a while
you smoke = all my life
you like roller coasters = i want to fall out and get money
you write in cursive or print = print
long distance relationships = not kool
using someone = not a dick
suicide = k
killing people = nah matt does that shit for me, damn italian
doing drugs = when
premarital sex = lets do the thing

do you....
like the taste of blood = not what i crave
believe in love = ya
believe in soul mates = not really
believe in love at first sight = basically u love their looks at first sight
does not = not a question?
believe in God = its a book, man walks on water. i'm going to hell o-well
ever cried over a girl/boy = fuck bee's
ever lied to someone = its a must in this life
ever been arrested = for a second, then they found out the real truth and said nevermind
ever dated anyone who's in your lj friends list = my girlfriend right now
ever considered dating anyone else on your lj friends list = ya
kissed anyone on your lj friends list = ya all the time
ever been in a fist fight = hockey?

what...
are you scared of = clown's and little kids
what are you like in relationships = layed back these days, and understanding

number...
of times I have been in love? = few
of times I have had my heart broken? = few
of hearts I have broken? = thats not possible sir
of boys I have kissed? = couple
of girls I have kissed? = i'm broken *-)
of men I've slept with? = couple
of girls I've slept with? = 27
of continents I have lived on? = 1
of drugs taken illegally? = 3432
of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 3

::what (illegal) drugs (if any) have you done?:: i'm not that guy
::What's the best gift you've ever received?:: my first pair of skates
::What's the best concert you've ever attended?:: i've been to one so vertical horizon would have to be it
::If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick?:: ouch
::What's your favorite bad-for-you food?:: pizza
::What rockstar would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked?:: kelly for sure
::If you could lose (or get back to re-lose) my dignity
living or dead, who would it be?:: everybody
::Are you a dog person or a cat person?:: dog
::What's your favorite US city?:: glicherville
::Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period?:: ya
::Favorite curse word?: damnit
::Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star?:: no
::What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk?:: ran around naked. o-well
::What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately?:: school boys being touched

HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said "I love you" and meant it?] Yes
[Been to New York?] yes
[Been to Florida?] yes
[California?] Yes last month
[Hawaii?] nope
[Mexico?] yes
[China? Japan?] nope
[Canada?]all the time
[Danced naked?] thats what i do

EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas?] apples
[Red or blue?] blue
[WalMart or Target?] target
[Math or English?] english
[High school or college?] High School

Future
[do you want to get married] yes
[if so, what age would you like to be married] somewhere in my early to mid 20's
[who will you marry] u?
[what do you want to do when you grow up] just be happy

1-800-this-is-michael-updating

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:43:10 GMT

So i haven't typed in this is years, so i thought i would do so. Not much has happened lately. I work 24/7 basically and then hang out with heather, ryan, and matt. Basically my life these days. But now josh came home 2day, so i am sure he will be fit into the mix now. But that is basically it. so later.

heather is amazing incase nobody knew that

home

Tue, 31 May 2005 06:41:10 GMT

So i am finally home from cali. it was pretty fun. i am glad to be back tho. i missed my girl and my friends. welp i am going to bed tho since i have been up since 10 a.m. sunday morning an it is now tuesday at 3 a.m. so later.

<33333333333333 my girl that is for sure

more surveys

Sat, 28 May 2005 05:15:34 GMT

basically bad news for people who like bad news....today i went to san diego it was fun, walked around and shopped. 2morrow we are driving to see joshua untill sunday night then we leave to come home. bout it. heather mauh, ryan muah.

.::last car ride::. back to josh's uncle's from the train station. talked to heather the whole time :-)
.::last kiss::. last thursday :-/
.::last good cry::. today, nikki yelled at me
.::last library book checked out::. lol, good question
.::last movie seen::. monster in law
.::last book read::. read nikki's cosmopollitian magize
.::last cuss word uttered::. michael
.::last beverage drank::. wild cher
.::last food consumed::. pizza hut, josh's mom is awsome
.::last crush::. heather still my crush
.::last phone call::. mother
.::last tv show watched::. full house
.::last time showered::earlier
.::last shoes worn::. shox's
.::last cd played::. beach boys-sound of summer
.::last item bought::. pink san diego shirt for myself
.::last downloaded::. mario- i don't wanna know
.::last annoyance::. damn dog here
.::last disappointment::. finding out ryan leaves so soon and remembering how far away i am
.::last soda drank::. wild cher
.::last thing written::. directions from map quest to get to josh, since lap tops have no printer
.::last key used::. drove josh's uncles jeep
.::last word spoken::. bideep to nikki since she hates it
.::last sleep::. last night
.::last im::. aim im'ed me saying i loged on into another location
.::last sexual fantasy:: lets just say the thing was being done
.::last weird encounter::. listening to this drunk guy on the train home, introduce him self to this guy about 3 times
.::last ice cream eaten::. coldstone on tuesday
.::last time amused::. hearing my phone ring?
.::last time in love::. in love right now
.::last time hugged::. last thursday
.::last time scolded::. by nikki
.::last time resentful::. not this guy
.::last chair sat in::. this $2,000 leather couch i am in right now, its heaven
.::last underwear worn::. i have elected to not wear underwear anymore
.::last shirt worn::. ryans easton hockey shirt
.::last time dancing::. i don't know, that suxs bad luck
.::last poster looked at::. blue fish
.::last show attended::. yesterday monster in law with nikki
.::last webpage visited::. scott tiptons livejournal, funny man. this is actually a survey from his journal.
1 MINUTE AGO: been doing this
1 HOUR AGO: was eating pizza hut
1 DAY AGO: i'm on vacation
1 YEAR AGO: it was seniors last day of high school, i wasn't invited to school on that day
I HURT: prolly the ex
I LOVE: heater feather
I HATE: bee's
I FEAR: little kids and clowns
I HOPE: my plane makes it home so i can see my people
I FEEL: like the third wheel on this trip
I HIDE: alcohol in my entertainment center cubboard. and a porno in my dressier drawer
I DRIVE: a 2004 grand am, i am a girl
I MISS: heather, ryan, my dad, matt from work
I LEARNED: the sleeper hold by e.j. strongbold
I NEED: my girl and a life
I KNOW: hockey is a good sport, and the pope is catholic

Wed, 25 May 2005 05:30:56 GMT

FIRSTS
First screen name: hockeystud1153
First self purchased CD: chumbawuma
First piercing/tattoo: in the worlds of mr. slocum, "i am not a coloring book, and i don't need extra holes in my body"
First credit card: fith third account
First true love: freshman year

LASTS
Last kiss: last thursday
Last beverage drank: wild cherry
Last food consumed: popcorn
Last CD played: my 95 gay song's mix

I AM: 2508 million miles away
I WANT: heather in my arms
I HAVE: a dog licking my toe
I WISH: ryan wasn't leaving so soon
I WONDER: what the hell is going to happen in the upcoming year
I LOVE: feather
I ALWAYS: whipe my own ass
I WIN: b/c i win, this is bull shit

DO YOU...?
HAVE A CRUSH: k
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes
BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING: exactly

FAVORITES:
NUMBER: 11
COLOR: blue & pink lately
SONG(S): Keith urban- wanna love somebody like you, 112- already know
DRINK: Wild Cher
PART OF YOUR BODY: eyes
RESTURANT: pizza hut

PREFERENCES:
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: cuddle while making out
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
BOUGHT SOMETHING? me and nikki went shoping and bought 53 dollars in food
SAID 'i love you'?: yes
HEARD 'i love you'?: yes, luckiest guy ever
TALKED TO AN EX?: Nope
MISSED AN EX?: Nope

so today i went head-to-head with the pacific ocean and got my ass kicked. it was fun. went and visted supposly the richiest area's in the world, la johha. it was gorgeous. just like heather. ryan told me today that he is leaving around july now. sucks he won't be here for my b-day. but hey least he gets it done faster now. :-(. 2morrow i am going to "big bear mountain" to see joshs uncles log cabin that is worths millions i guess. so that should be fun. other than that i don't know what else to say.

feather i love you and miss you sweetheart

bideeep

Tue, 24 May 2005 03:47:15 GMT

So i am in sunny california. I have been in port huenenme visting joshua for the past 4 days but now i am at his uncles house in san marcos. His house is just about a million bucks and it is amazing. Cali has been pretty fun so far. Haven't done much tho. Nikki and me and pretty much bored by our selfs intill friday when josh comes down. I miss my girl so much and ryan too. I'm excited to come home soon. welp i am going to do nothing. so later.

feather i love you hunnie, miss you tooo

i wanna love somebody like you

Wed, 18 May 2005 05:56:52 GMT

today was a classic day, woke up and hung out with ryan around his crib until about 4 then we went to summer set so i could get my check from hollister that has been there for months. but since life hates me, it was supposely not in the store anymore. so i dunno. then on are way home picked up the gorgeous laddie. then came home. we hung out and ryan was there to somewhat of the time. then i drove her home and went to hockey. that was a classic. now i am home. great news tho. i saved a bunch of money of my car insurance by switching to geico. anyways i finally beat the expert level of minesweeper. been playing for weeks. highlight of my night really, now i go watch boy meets world and sleep so later

keith urban is a good man

There's a new wind blowin' like I've never known.
I'm breathin' deeper than I've ever done.
And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

An' I'm lettin' go of all my lonely yesterdays.
I've forgiven myself for the mistakes I've made.
Now there's just one thing, the only thing I wanna do, mmm, mmm.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

Yeah, I wanna feel the sunshine,
Shinin' down on me and you.
When you put your arms around me,
You let me know there's nothing in this world I can't do.

I used to run in circles goin' no-where fast.
I'd take, uh, one step forward and up two steps back.
Couldn't walk a straight line even if I wanted to, mmm, mmm.
I wanna love somebody,
Love somebody like you.

yaaaaaaaa love for you babe

i have a belly button

Sun, 15 May 2005 03:52:57 GMT

So today i worked from 9-5:30 just hell. then i came home and went out to dinner with ryan and my dad. We went to subway, and me and ryan showed pops how to dominate 24' of sub. except i only got 18' down. so ryan ended up eating 30' of sub, he's pretty fat. Then we came home and droped the ole man off and went to the hoe down show down go down in motown. It was pretty exciting. Me and ryan kepted yelling wu dang, and hot damn. comical. welp i'm out.

hunnie love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

a couple quiz's

Thu, 12 May 2005 05:57:35 GMT

Your LJ party

LiveJournal Username

You are a...

You like...

Which Elvis do you like better?

What's your favorite sexual word?

Fess up to your celebrity crush:

What's the highest math class you've been in so far?

Age:

This person showed up early:

newfoundcrazi11

This person instigated a game of spin the bottle:

carebear795

You had to kiss:

xohockeyqtox11

And you liked it a little too much.

True

This person danced like a maniac until he/she collapsed:

boobear2121

This person got laid afterwards:

surf_half_naked

So did you.

False

Likelihood this actually happens:

62%

This Fun Quiz created by kay at BlogQuiz.Net

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how kinky are you?

LiveJournal Username

Age

Sex

Sexuality

Favorite color duct tape

Do you fit in a box?

How are you in bed?

You are this kinky:

81%

Your kinky flirt buddy is...

surf_half_naked

Your kinky play mate is...

shakeybumbum

Your kinky lover is...

liljet16

Your kinky pimp is...

flipinainteazy

You will die from an STD by the time you are 20:

False

This many people want to be kinky with you:

7,867,939

Out of your kinkiness you earn:

$313,669

This Fun Quiz created by Molly at BlogQuiz.Net

^ he does flirt with my g/f

random night i love it

Sun, 08 May 2005 04:17:20 GMT

So ryan and i are on our way to his home in wixom. As we our aproaching beck road (his exit). The novi road exit happen to have a little carnival going. So us being us, and not knowing anybody in wixom say, hey wanna go to the carnival and meet wixom people. I say, well lets go poo poo first. So we go to his house and do our business. Then we left for the carnival. Along the way we get followed by a cop, b/c its are luck. thank god ryan drove tho, since he never gets pulled over. Anyways tho, we get to the carnival, as we walk in it decided it was time to close. lol. we walk to this food thing and the lights shut off, walk towards the little basketball game and the guy walks away with the prizes. Just comedy. So then we look at the parking lot and see there are a million cars. Were like wanna go over there and find out where all these people are. Ryan is like ya minus well. So we drive and park. And we walk towards this big area that has 2 clubs and a movie theater. We were about to go to the club, untill we noticed the sign that said "no sweats, or athletic wear". Both of what me and ryan were wearing. So then we decided hey wanna go check out the movie theater, for future reference's. So i say, minus well. So we walk in, and there was 3 boths were u would buy ur tickets, but nobody was there. So we duck under the ropes and walk around the main lobby. See these stairs and decided we want to go up them. Start walking towards the left side, but there was a man there gaurding them, so we decide the right side is the better pick. We walk up the stairs, and see a door that says theater 10. So we decide that we wanna know what is behind the door. We open the door, and holy shit its the movie House of Wax. So we say wanna watch, minus well. So we walk in and notice, we are in the v.i.p. section. In this section its lazy-boys u sit on. So we sit and kick are feet up and start watching the movie that had just started. About 5 minutes go by and then so lady walks in from this random door and asks us "are you guys suppose to be here", and we say, "ya", then she goes did u pay the extra $7 dollars to sit up here, and we say no. So she tells us to go and sit at the bottom. So to make a long story short, me and ryan saw house of waxs for free last night, just being curious. go us. ya thats about it.

my leg hurts

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:57:56 GMT

So today was a pretty boring day. I woke up at like 2 to the voice of some beautiful girl. Then me and ryan tried to win a $1000 dollars but 95.5 suxs and didn't pick up the phone. Then he left and pops and me went to look at are new house. Came home and sat around and did nothing till about 9, when i had to go to hockey. We lost, i scored like 3 goals i think i don't remember. Almost got drilled in the face with the puck, that would have been bad luck. But then i got drilled in the back of the leg and i think my leg is broke now. so that was my day. good talk.

everything is better now

whole there

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 06:56:32 GMT

Welp its been and interesting couple of days. basically all i can think of right now. so later

?

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:26:51 GMT

Michael made some changes in his journal. how do ya'll feel about the changes?

i just get lied to

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 21:10:23 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Michael Barnaby Bidip The 3rd Scott
Birthday:	7/24/1906
Birthplace:	Grosse Point
Current Location:	Chesterfield
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Brown with blonde highlights
Height:	i dunno
Right Handed or Left Handed:	both
Your Heritage:	exactly
The Shoes You Wore Today:	shoxs
Your Weakness:	cliff
Your Fears:	cliffs son
Your Perfect Pizza:	pizza hut deep dish, chese and pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Win the lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	rashar
Thoughts First Waking Up:	damnit
Your Best Physical Feature:	my toes
Your Bedtime:	when i finally pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:	tupac
Pepsi or Coke:	cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	cherry coke
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate, i'm black
Cappuccino or Coffee:	banana
Do you Smoke:	never
Do you Swear:	michael
Do you Sing:	hell nooooo nigga
Do you Shower Daily:	yuck
Have you Been in Love:	damnit
Do you want to go to College:	i am enrolled
Do you want to get Married:	shhh
Do you belive in yourself:	no i am fake
Do you get Motion Sickness:	i hate moving
Do you think you are Attractive:	no
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	i hate my mom, dads a sweetheart
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes, yes i do
Do you play an Instrument:	my vocals do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes i have u caught me
In the past month have you Smoked:	no never
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	i hate cows
In the past month have you been on Stage:	ya, at pauls
In the past month have you been Dumped:	not lately
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	to cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	i don't think so
Ever been Drunk:	yes i have
Ever been called a Tease:	no i am to ugly
Ever been Beaten up:	raped by big bubba
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	i don't care, as long as i die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	nothing
What country would you most like to Visit:	i don't want to move
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	red
Favourite Hair Color:	orange
Short or Long Hair:	long
Height:	4'11
Weight:	92.35 pounds
Best Clothing Style:	nothing
Number of Drugs I have taken:	0
Number of CDs I own:	all burned
Number of Piercings:	i am a guy
Number of Tattoos:	i'm not a coloring book
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	8
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

why do people have to lie to me. what did i do to them

random

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 20:39:06 GMT

1. Frst Name: michael
2. Hair Color: brown with blonde high-lights
3. Middle Name: David
4. Hair Style: long
5. Eye Color: Blue
6. Height: 5'7
8. Birthday: July 24th
9. Zodiac Sign: leo
10. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
11. Do you have a crush?: i have my crush

Favorites
1. Favorite Animal: dogs
2. Favorite Sport: hockey and tennis lately
3. Favorite Color(s): blue
4. Favorite Friend(s): ryan r. and joshua when hes home
6. Favorite Song(s): barbie girl lately
7. Favorite Movie Quote: shawn "do u really like her" cory "ya i really do"
8. Favorite Store: Meijers with ryan at god knows what time hours in the a.m.
9. Favorite Feeling: winning the lottery
10. Favorite Shoe: my shoxs i jump high
11. Favorite Scent: herbal essences
12. Do You Wear Make-Up?: not that girly
13. Which is more important, personality or looks?: personallity
14. What kind of personality do you like in a guy/girl?: funny, and can take and give out sarcasim
15. Do you move fast or slow in a relationship? slow
16. What is your idea of the perfect guy/girl?: to much work
17. Would you ever ask someone out?: to ugly to think of that idea
18. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: blondes

Love, Life & Friends
1. What is the first thing you notice about somone?: looks and eyes
2. When's the last time you cried?: the other day, ryan and heather tryed hooking up in front of me
3. What do you want to be when you grow up?: something in computers
4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: no
5. How far have you gotten?: never been kissed :-(
6. Do you like someone right now?: yaaa, i do
7. Do they know?: yep
8. Do you have a best friend?: ryan r. slocum

Do you like to...
1. Do you like to give hugs? there solid
2. Give back rubs?: i try
3. Take walks in the rain?: have to try that
4. Do you ever have one of those falling dreams?: no i will not make out with you
5. What is on the walls of your room?: paint
6. When you chew gum, what etc..kind?: orbit
7. Do you use chap stick?: ya sometimes my lips hurt real bad. name the movie

In the last month have/did you...
1. Drink?: a little bit
2. Smoke?: never
3. Drugs?: i'm a good kid
4. Have Sex?: nope
5. Made Out?: ya, heather suduce's me
6. Kissed someone? yep
7. Go on a date?: i think
8. Go to the mall?: nope
9. Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: no
10. Eaten sushi?: never
11. Been on stage?: no
12. Been dumped?: no
13: Had someone unfaithful to you?: no
14. Watched The Smurfs?: no
15. Hiked a mountain?: to lazy
16. Made homemade cookies?: no
17. Been in love?:

More stuff.
1. Are you popular?: i hope not
2. Are you pretty?: thought so, i had a b/f and g/f. untill they both left me for each other
4. What is your favorite word to say: bideep
5. What is your favorite phrase to say?: no thank u, sleeping
6.what are you doing right now?: playing hockey, i'm in the 2nd period. i'm on a break away. damnit i lost the puck.
7. What song are you listening to?: my heart will go on
8. What are you wearing?: easton hockey shirt, and gold shorts

Preferences
1. Cold or hot?: hot
2. Lace or satin?: lace
3. Blue or Red?: blue
4. New or old?: new
5. Rain or snow?: rain
6. Give or receive?: i like them both michael
7. Wool or cotton?: cotton
8. Rose or Daisy?: rose
9. Private school or public school?: public
10. Chocolate milk or plain milk?: chocolate
11. Celsius or Fahrenheit?: neither
12. Spring or Fall?: spring
13. Inny or outty?: i have a inny
14. Now or then?: right now
15. How many fingers am I holding up?: why's there a big women in my back seat
16. Scent?: axe body something
17. English or Math?: english
18. Bath or shower?: shower
19. Bedtime phrase?: welp see ya later
20. Self-stick or lick?: i hate u
21. Cursive or print?: print
22. Do you like surprises?: a little bit
23. Paranoid or Cautious?: cautious
24. Heights or Crowds?: heights
25. Half-full or half-empty?: half full
26. Top or bottom?: bottom, but forced on top damnit
27. do you/Would you dye your hair?: blonde
28. Speeding or running red lights?: speeding
29. Gold or silver?: silver
30. Bad habits?: starting to become lazy. thanks ryan
31. Piercing?: my knee
32. Erogenous Zone(s)?: not real
33. "Maybe" or "Mebbe?": maybeme
35. What do you wish you'd done?: went away to college
36. Fetish?: bowling
37. Do you have one of THOSE voices?: nice
38. Jammies or naked?: i run around nakey
39. Neurotic or psychotic?: belly
40. Do you talk to yourself?: i say damnit michael

Past

first grade teacher's name: i don't even know my college teachers name
last word you said: i don't care
last song you sang: shorty wanna ride
what's in your cd player: my gay cd of 90's pop music me and ryan made. Its prolly one of the best drawing i have ever did
what color socks are you wearing: white
what's under your bed: ryans bed
what time did you wake up today: 9:30
where do you want to go: cali to vist josh
what is your career going to be: who knows
where are you going to live: hopefully far from michigan
how many kids do you want: one or two
what kind of car will you have: i will have millions of cars
current mood: bored
current music: broken
current taste: twizzlers
current hair: dog hair
current smell: belly button
current longing: bad
current desktop picture: my girl
current favorite artist: twista
current color of toenails: clear
current worry: to shower or not to
current crush: i already told you god
Four people you talk to daily: ryan, heather, my dad
Three foods you could live off of: pizza
One person you could spend the rest of your life with: u

so long

damn it....

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:52:15 GMT

So i figured something out that i only update this thing when i am bored. Bad luck. Anyways ryan is passed out in my room right now and heather is at her sisters conference's. So basically i am left with nobody to play with. Bad luck. Hopefully 2night me and ryan win the lottery. I see it working out. I mean if rosanne and dan can win. Me and slocum should have no problems. It has reached a pretty solid amount that we can live with. Um yesterday heather, me, ryan, and koon went and watched maria's softball game. She is pretty good. I think i could do better. But she is pretty solid. It was pretty fun. We sat on achor bays side and were pretty obnoxious. We enbarrassed heather. O-well i had fun. Also yesterday me and ryan made a cd, it has about 95 songs of 90's pop. Every girly song u can think of is on there. It was awsome. anyways i am sick of this computer so i am out.

miss heather muahhh

why me?

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:40:25 GMT

So i have decided that my life is a joke. Everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong. My back feels like there are 1234 knifes stabbing me, and when i want to go to get it fixed the place is closed till monday. Just want to win the lottery so i don't have to do anything in my life. get bent over. i can't do anything right anymore. i'm a joke

the battery is only half charged

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 03:44:08 GMT

So good news. Last night ryan and me were pretty greedy and decided not to win the lottery so we could let the jackpot go up to 144 million. So now were gonna go ahead and snag the money from the state and be 144 million dollar winners. Other good news i have seen heather everyday this week, which is a treat. Don't know how i got so lucky by her wanting to hang out with me everyday. But its awsome news. She still owes me dinner tho :-(. But i am not worried about it. Anyways 2night we had are 3rd hockey game for the mighty ducks. got demolished 11-6. I had 5 goals b/c i am that guy and ryan had a snipe. welp thats about it so laterrrr

babayyyyyyyy muah